Dip netting

You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.

The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)

by Miquelito6233 August 8, 2023

For the net

A man named shauntre

Shauntre is for the net.

by lolllllmaoo January 1, 2024

It my net

If you get a shit haircut, but have to deal with it.

It my net.... bro.

by Legga May 20, 2019

Diddle Net

A net used while fishing to get the fish from the water into the boat

Mosco used his diddle net to lift his meter choondi into the boat.

by Adstevo September 5, 2023

net

Opinion (mostly) about girls.
Used when one is neither sexually nor psychologically attracted to a particular girl.
Abbreviates "not even touch".
Also see: fafa, fanta.

"Bro I fucked this chick, she's hot as hell."
"Dude, you must've been drunk af, she's a total net"

by dendik March 14, 2022

phishing for the net

Believing you won a PS5 with yr points for trying samples.

i'm tired of phishing for the net. I never even got my PS5.

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

Pool-Netting

A sexual act in which multiple participants all stuff their testicles into one recipients anus/vagina, with the goal of fitting as many in as possible.

"You should come to Tanya's house on Wednesday she thinks she can set a new record for pool-netting."

by JamiesJam May 4, 2025