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bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"
by anonymous April 23, 2023
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morgan grinder

Slang term used in place of "girlfriend". May also be used to describe a variety of household appliances.
You takin' out the (morgan) grinder? You old dog, you.
Just throw that burrito in the morgan grinder and heat her up for a minute.
by Fernando S. May 27, 2006
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morgz

morgz is the shitest version of mr beast
by AssLicker8497 May 28, 2019
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morto di figa

It comes from Italian slang and it literally means "dead of pussy". It can be referred to any man who had never kissed a girl or had sex in ages and absolutely needs a girl and therefore sees every girl beautiful and attractive even if she's the ugliest. Everything he hears, he percives it as something that has to do with sex, his vocabulary is very short, he often watched porn movies and would do anything even to just see a pair of boobs. He hardly succeeds, though.
-Ti va di conoscerci ho msn e ho kam
-Sei un grandissimo morto di figa
by ml34567 August 26, 2011
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Morhaf

Morhaf is an unfamiliar Arabic name meaning a very sharp sword,

it can also mean someone who is emotional and sensitive if used as a description.
my sword is Morhaf
by Arabic names February 27, 2011
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Piers Morganing

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
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by Rendevous August 17, 2009
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