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the shitter mr beast
morgz is the shitest version of mr beast
via giphy
by AssLicker8497 May 28, 2019

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the action to preform or do something on someone else will
person 1: i dare you to have an orgasm in class
person 2: for how much
person 1: nothing... just have an orgasm
person 2: ok
by AssLicker8497 May 26, 2019

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Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
number 15 burger king foot lettuce
by AssLicker8497 August 01, 2019

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the over pronounced word of faggot with the H after the G

fagg meaning that they're gay and Hot meaning that their still cute/hot
person 1: hey look theirs a fagghot
Person 2: yeah
person 1 : i'd still fuck him
person 2: huh???
by AssLicker8497 May 27, 2019

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the noise when a loose piece of metal is in a running motor and makes a Klunkin sound
person 1: theres something wrong with your car
person 2: yeah it be klunkin
person 1:............................. what?!?!
by AssLicker8497 May 26, 2019

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when someone plops they uhhh... fploping
its another word to say fucking people like obamas pussy.
i fploped on seniqua last night
by AssLicker8497 November 05, 2019

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when you slap someone with a salmon after inserting it into their anus
i gave my 6 year old sister a stinky salmon
by AssLicker8497 June 03, 2019

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