minge crust

vegma deposited and dried onto a toilet seat

Jan's house is disgusting, from the rotten stuff in the fridge to the minge crust in the bathroom.

by ctrlU September 8, 2011

Mingi

A little sunshine who makes you have better days. You can trust on him when you are feeling low but he sometimes lies. He's also an angel who fell from the heaven where his wings were cut at heaven's hospital.
It is also a person who hates English and he dreams with being a fashionista and a leader.

He will conquer the world with his cuteness (Minki).

His duality kills.

Universal Star

Fix On

Mingi said to the pharmacist "I cannot Englishy".
Mingi is a cool guy.

by atangledgirl June 15, 2020

freeze your minge shut

To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubes and clitty litter.

1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"

2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.

by mikkachops August 28, 2006

mingin'

Disgusting, Grungy, Ugly, Manking etc.

Don't go out with her, she's mingin'.

Yuck, your jacket is mingin'

by Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha June 24, 2005

Mingding

The act of a female wetting on her hand and running it up a hairy guy's thigh

I Mingdinged a guy named Stephen earlier

by Stephen Dewiler May 12, 2008

mingivitus

Swollen and painful minge. Can be due to sexfection or violent rubbing.

"Doctor, my flange is kiling me, I think I have got mingivitus"

by pixie tits January 27, 2006

Mingwam

A green gremlin.

She has a sexy Mingwam called Bob. ;)

by dsalkjfdsknfklsndgf_2 March 10, 2009