mid-future

The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.

Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.

by Marcus P. September 25, 2007

Mid

1. Something that's seen as negligable or not of interest due to its mediocraty being of greater offense than being low quality.

1. "Have you seen the new Pokemon Sword and Sheild dlc trailer, looks garbage right"?

'Lol mid'.

by cementVoyager January 8, 2022

Mid-poo entertainment

A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating

While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment

by Default name November 21, 2009

Zeezie Mid

Up and coming rapper. Surprised everyone with how good Voldemort is. The best rapper at MHS followed by Yung Dranq. Voldemort was heat excited to see what’s next!

Girl: “Who is that super talented rapper with an eight inch dick”
Boy: That’s my idol Zeezie Mid

by TheTruth25 April 2, 2019

Mid-week Camper

A person that only gets half the job done in every facet of their lives- not dependable, untrustworthy, slick and sleazy water cooler guys!! Hoping to catch a pretty girls eyes. Thing about the weekend on Tuesday- likely to be I’ll on Wednesday as they head down the coast to drink tea in their one person caravan.

Yeah I know Ray on level three- such a fucking ‘mid-week camper’!!

by Raymond Wailing August 5, 2022

Mid

an insult that means average used in gen z.

"Yo, she's kinda mid.."
"You're right, ghost her."

by billieeyelashisaqueen May 8, 2022

Mids

Middle fielder goal in foosball. No points are awarded for mids.

That was mids, score is still 1 / 3

by Human,yo September 18, 2019