Merrick

If you have a Merrick then don't become good friends with her. Shes a backstabbing bitch. Don't let her get comfortable because she then builds a gay ass ego. She will think she can put people down without consequences. She will slowly lose her friends, so don't bother having a Merrick.

Just don't bother with a Merrick.

by Iliketrees. May 20, 2010

Merro

hello, but with a pervy twist.

Scene: theres a known pervert called Terrance stood in a raincoat on a street corner, hooded up with his face out of sight, sniffling and muttering to himself, Ellie walks the window to close the blinds, hes been staring at her window for 14 hours, shes 14 herself, she catches a glimpse of him and he looks up to reveal his unshaven war scarred face in the light emanating from a close by but fading street lamp, he coughs; and mutters to himself "merro" and what looks like a smile spreads across his cold lips.

by J.Harpz June 12, 2011

Merry go round

a group of guys stand around a girl in a circle while she is in the doggy style position. the men proceed to insert their penis, one into the mouth and one in the ass, while moving in a circular motion to insure that all cocks have been inserted into the mouth and the ass at least 1 time.

"did you hear about last night?"
"no what happened?"
"we pulled a merry go round on that hoe!!"
"hell ya bro!"

by DAN AND BILLY January 8, 2012

merry fistmas

a joyous greeting during holiday seasons to avoid being politically 'incorrect' and/offending people.

dunnock never cared for traditional holidays like valentines day or christmas. emo boys like to be 'different' so he came up with the phrase 'Merry Fistmas!'

by kelly a h November 30, 2005

merry-willson

A short plump woman, generally with a piggy nose and blonde hair. An acquired taste.

The "merry-willson" (named after it's discoverers, Dr. Merry and Professor Willson), can often be found troughing around the suburbs of north-west London. Caution is advised when approaching one in the wild.

by bigwizz February 5, 2005

merriam

The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

See Cyanide and Happiness's take on Merriam-Webster's first edition.

by Your name name name May 10, 2008

merry and pippin

the two brave yet cheeky hobbits featured in lord of the rings.Despite speculation they are having a homosexual relationship. They are now happily married in bag end.

'The trees are moving Merry, i know pip.'

by Sir benjamin September 29, 2005