Definitions by bigwizz

merry-willson

A short plump woman, generally with a piggy nose and blonde hair. An acquired taste.

The "merry-willson" (named after it's discoverers, Dr. Merry and Professor Willson), can often be found troughing around the suburbs of north-west London. Caution is advised when approaching one in the wild.

merry-willson by bigwizz February 5, 2005

mingle 

Persistant bit of minge grit

It took me a week to rid myself of that mingle

mingle by bigwizz February 4, 2005

manticle 

A post-op substitute testicle

Look at my fine new pair of manticles

manticle by bigwizz February 4, 2005

echipunis

Bellybutton fluff; the fluff found in navels

i just pulled out a huge echipunis

echipunis by bigwizz February 4, 2005

yikitarnis

The sweet and sour smelling putty you find between your toes after wearing your socks for 4 days

eurgh! Smell this yikitarnis its rank.

yikitarnis by bigwizz February 4, 2005

bulb smoker 

The bulb being the end/gland of a cock,and smocking being the action of sucking, as in smoking the bulb or bulbing for short

that guy steve is such a bulb smoker/ look steves bulbing again for a pay rise

bulb smoker by bigwizz February 4, 2005

moog 

Smooth headed dog with a worried expression; wide of skull and short of leg.

The moog stared balefully at the plate of sausages.

moog by bigwizz February 4, 2005