bulb smoker

The bulb being the end/gland of a cock,and smocking being the action of sucking, as in smoking the bulb or bulbing for short
that guy steve is such a bulb smoker/ look steves bulbing again for a pay rise
by bigwizz February 04, 2005
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smunk

a stupid act of confidence that makes a person look like a dumb ass
hey that was so smunk
by bigwizz February 04, 2005
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padenda

When you throw a punch at someone and you just catch the end of their nose; the waggling action of an almost-punched nose tip.
The punch caused nothing more than a slight padenda.
by bigwizz February 04, 2005
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echipunis

Bellybutton fluff; the fluff found in navels
i just pulled out a huge echipunis
by bigwizz February 04, 2005
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moog

Smooth headed dog with a worried expression; wide of skull and short of leg.
The moog stared balefully at the plate of sausages.
by bigwizz February 04, 2005
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yikitarnis

The sweet and sour smelling putty you find between your toes after wearing your socks for 4 days
eurgh! Smell this yikitarnis its rank.
by bigwizz February 04, 2005
mugGet the yikitarnismug.

merry-willson

A short plump woman, generally with a piggy nose and blonde hair. An acquired taste.
The "merry-willson" (named after it's discoverers, Dr. Merry and Professor Willson), can often be found troughing around the suburbs of north-west London. Caution is advised when approaching one in the wild.
by bigwizz February 05, 2005
mugGet the merry-willsonmug.