merry-willson

A short plump woman, generally with a piggy nose and blonde hair. An acquired taste.

The "merry-willson" (named after it's discoverers, Dr. Merry and Professor Willson), can often be found troughing around the suburbs of north-west London. Caution is advised when approaching one in the wild.

by bigwizz February 05, 2005

moog

Smooth headed dog with a worried expression; wide of skull and short of leg.

The moog stared balefully at the plate of sausages.

by bigwizz February 04, 2005

yikitarnis

The sweet and sour smelling putty you find between your toes after wearing your socks for 4 days

eurgh! Smell this yikitarnis its rank.

by bigwizz February 04, 2005

pointy kitty

Frantic and angular Antipodean woman, being both skinny and jagged.

Help, it's the pointy kitty!

by bigwizz February 04, 2005

bulb smoker

The bulb being the end/gland of a cock,and smocking being the action of sucking, as in smoking the bulb or bulbing for short

that guy steve is such a bulb smoker/ look steves bulbing again for a pay rise

by bigwizz February 04, 2005

truckle

Depressingly fat Star Trek fan

Gregory found truckle sized Klingon outfits were always evasive.

by bigwizz February 04, 2005

manticle

A post-op substitute testicle

Look at my fine new pair of manticles

by bigwizz February 04, 2005