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Mateus

Mateus is such a simp...
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materialistic

What everyone IS, no matter how hard they claim material things do not matter to them. THIS coming from an asshat with $80 trendy-ass jeans complete with all those useless pockets, zippers and straps and $300 worth of "alternative" jewelery.
"Um... don't need to get me anything this Christmas. I'm kind of like the non-materialistic type. Really, I am."
-that trendily-clad person that pissed me off with the same old non-materialistic bullshit.
by Shameless Plug January 9, 2004
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Materazzism

A religion, where people worship the great Marco Materazzi, one of the greatest soccer players of all time.
"What Religion are you part of"?
Im part of Materazzism.
by dirtyvacancyhunter February 25, 2007
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Trophy Mates

A prize companion after achieving great success, money , power and respect. An educated and very attractive mate. Wife Material. Husband Material. A highly sought after woman or man. A conquest worth chasing. The type of mate you bring home to momma. A woman that most other women envy due to her beauty, brains and booty. An adored longterm girlfriend. Your support network. Someone that always holds you down. Someone that always has your back. The best companion in the room. A mate that is successful, loyal, committed and very ambitious. A mate that will take care of home. A mate that can handle his business in the bedroom and the boardroom. A faithful mate. A woman who is faithful til the end. The best mother and wife. Very, very attractive female with a great body and is very successful that men lust after. A successful, envied couple who has money, power , respect and more importantly a solid relationship built upon mutual respect, love , devotion , honesty and passion.
"I'm looking for Trophy Mates tonight." "Everyone of those ballers are Trophy Mates." "She's a Trophy Mate." "Let's head to this Harvard party to pull some Trophy Mates." "Girl, he's a physician and thats Trophy Mate material." "Who amongst us has Trophy Mates prowess?" "Trophy Mates...the world belongs to us!"
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husband material

me: *realizes that he's so husband material but he's never going to be mine* ..... *cries in korean*
by makavelimamie March 29, 2017
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pornographic material

A video of a man sticking his dick into a women's vagina
Cole beats his meat to pornographic material every night before he goes to sleep
by DirtyDan57 November 30, 2017
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Mateus

A Mateus is a animal commonly found in big dumpsters with shit and expired milk in it. A Mateuses normal traits are sucking dick and fucking men in the ass. When you see a Mateus you should run away and say, “go fuck yourself,” it makes them literally fuck themselves in the ass while you escape.
O shit, that’s a big Mateus, we better run, “go fuck yourself,”.
Eww there’s a Mateus in this dumpster with shit in it.
by Jorrrrrrr June 6, 2018
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