Matching Random Words With Random Definitions

Some one who make up stupid ass words or statements and match them with stupid ass definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: "What have had you busy for the last few days?"

Person 2: "Ohh that, it's nothin I'm just Matching Random Words With Random Definitions."

Person 3: "Who the fuck does that, it's retarded!"

Person 1: "I know right."

Person 2:"Fuck you guys!"

by Illiterate_Fuck December 11, 2020

matchablossomsfan

A famous tiktoker who ships matchablossom

P1: hey have you heard of matchablossomsfan?
P2: no
P1: what?! theyre the best person ever!

by DefinitelynotMia💪 December 5, 2021

matchstick workforce

overworking a bunch of people until they're burnt out, knowing you can hire their replacements once their purpose has been served.

"John has a matchstick workforce avaliable to suit your needs at anytime"

by GrontleGums October 5, 2023

Ranked matches (LoL)

This is where you lose your grip on sanity, THIS is where you have finally lost your last chance at losing your virginity, you've basically lost everything, INCLUDING E V E R Y MATCH. Match making somehow manages to give you teammates who only know how to point fingers at everybody but themselves and say gg report team or better team wins while simultaneously giving the enemy team a bunch of likeable jokers who are also diamond smurfs.

Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.

by Triggered 24/7 August 23, 2018

Light some matches

(Verb): To hang out with friends; chill in' out, maxin', relaxin'.

Bored today, someone hit me up so we can light some matches.

Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

Machaley

Able to do all things exceedingly well. Never fails to impress. Has the innate ability to attract men from miles around due to her absolute sexiness .A girl who is awesome creative funny and beautiful. Loves the color green and is everyones friend! Loves friends with names that start with an G, M, or T. Shes incredibly good at soccer. None too be a good kisser.Super Sexy Girl, Funny, Smart, and the most Drop Dead Gorgeous girl in the whole world

woah whos that diva???

thats machaley.

oh.

yeah.

shit man

yeah thats machaley.

by YahhhhMoommmm143 August 17, 2012

machestical

Like majestic, but with boobs.

"Damn, she's looking machestical tonight."

by ermahgerdgarlicbread October 31, 2013