I Mask, Therefore I Am.

When tens of thousands of people worldwide suddenly realize their existence or mortality after wearing a face mask in public, because they are conscious or paranoid of their physical look for vanity reasons or otherwise.

Trump, who ridiculed his political rival for publicly donning a mask, narcissistically told his diehard supporters after he’s infected with the coronavirus, “I mask, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus March 9, 2021

half mask

Wearing a mask over your mouth, but not your nose.

Dave: Did you see that guy breathing all over the shelves?
Sarah: Yeah, he was flying at half mask.

by anangrygoose May 17, 2021

National Mask Day

A future annual event when companies and schools allow employees and students to wear their own DIY face masks in remembering what they used to wear in a pandemic to protect themselves and others.

WHO couldn’t get the unanimous approval of member countries to commemorate National Mask Day post-pandemic.

by MathPlus July 20, 2021

Penis Mask

A penis mask is a condom. If is used during intercourse to prevent the wearer from spreading viruses.

You don't want to give anybody that virus! You gotta wear a penis mask! You wear one on your face, wear one on your penis!

by DrewToYou April 28, 2022

Honey mask

Where a woman denies or suppresses aspects of her character to snag a partner. Most likely a fella

Are you being honey trapped? No but I’m thinking I might be being honey masked

by Ushkothebear August 24, 2022

Alien Mask

At the pinnacle lies the Alien Mask tier, as extraordinary and otherworldly as an encounter with an alien being. These items are the stuff of legends, as scarce and remarkable as an artifact from another world. The Alien Mask level represents items that are nearly impossible to obtain, providing incomparable benefits or status to those who possess them. They transform the user's experience entirely, offering a glimpse into a reality that is beyond the comprehension of the ordinary.

1. He had an alien-mask reputation in the community, known for accomplishing feats that most players could only dream of.

2. The gauntlets of Alien Mask quality were more than just armor; they were a symbol of heroism that any champion would wear with honor.

by chickensgocluck November 9, 2023

foster mud mask

where a guy shits on a girls face, then rubs it in and lets it dry

woman: hay honey my pores are feelin a little dry.
man: do u want me 2 give a foster mud mask.

by yazpikle July 22, 2009