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No Life

Ninja plays Fortnite to make a living. He has no life.
by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 26, 2018
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life

life is a test that you pass when you die

life is a sport that has no ground rules and many loopholes

life is a waiting room for all the fun of death

life is a game of musical chairs,

everyone gets out in the end.
on a long enough time-scale the life expectancy for everyone drops to zero
by frog-man-thing April 25, 2010
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LIFE

life
by MACBOOKAIRPROMONEY October 15, 2019
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life

1. beer

2. lager (same thing)

3. freeviews on the pay per view porn channel

4. hot meals which are done in the microwave in just a couple of minutes (magic)

5. a comfy chair (to sit on)

6. the amusing back chat from you to the window sales men that ring up

7. kitchen towl that mops up anything

8. those last few seconds on the brink of saneness when you talk to yourself about how funny mooses are

9. a wildlife documentary on mooses

10. all these things put together
by marlon the dancing moose May 13, 2003
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life

by Kurt July 19, 2003
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life

If you want to find out, watch Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life".
All shall be revealed...

Also, see fun
"I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear Papa"

Sung by a lumberjack in said feature film.
by Monty Python July 13, 2004
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life

life throws you obstacles and no matter how you deal with these obstacles you will always regret the outcome of your decision
regret life is regret
by mckenzie mick brodie July 12, 2004
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