liberal douchebag

People who try to cram their idea of a perfect world down your throat. They are selfish and pompous. These types usually smell like ass and have no friends outside of the liberal douchebag army. These were babies of acid-using hippies and the hippies themselves.

The West Coast of America is largely inhabited by liberal douchebags.

by PancyNelosi March 27, 2009

animal liberation front

A group in america that fights for the rights of animals.

Sort of similar to PETA( people for the ethical treatment of animals).

But, it is different from PETA because the ALF is way more hardcore than PETA.

The Animal liberation front will burn down houses, businesses, buildings, they will steal animals from zoos, testing labs, and any other places that have animals.

Because of all the destruction that the ALF has caused, it was named a terrorist group.

another group that is similar to the ALF is the ELF, which is the earth liberation front.

guy 1: I work for peta
guy 2: really, you guys are awesome
guy 1: thanks, what do you work for??
guy 2: the animal liberation front
guy 1: REALLY!!!! you guys rock!!
guy 2: thanks
guy 1: the people at peta will give you more money and help you out some more
guy 2: THANKS!!!!!! I hope the goverment doesn't suspect us working together again, or we will be toast!!!
guy 1: yeah, but that won't happen again.
guy 2: okay, tell Ingrid I said hi
guy 1: okay, bye
guy 2: bye.....

animal liberation front is somewhat dangerous, but only dangerous to people that will mess with animals.

by ANY NAME I WANT TO BE June 19, 2008

liberals

The people who took the Pledge of Allegiance out of schools because it “forces” some kids to say “under god”, However Muslims can still wear their turbans on their heads for their religion because if we told them they couldn’t it would be unconstitutional?

Abdar Al Suckadick doesnt have to stand for the pledge because its against his religion. Meanwhile John Doe saw Mr. Suckadick and told his liberal parents about it and eventually shit went down and good bye freedom. Liberals suck, they fuck everything up by making things complicated

by Freedomisntfree July 20, 2008

libertarian

1)One who advocates maximizing individual rights and minimizing the role of the state.
2)One who believes in free will.
3)Not a conservative or liberal in the modern sense.
4)Believe in the freedom to do as you wish as long as you don't hurt others.
5)Freedom, Liberty, Minimal Government.

I vote Libertarian because the biggest wasted vote is for another evil Republican or Democrat.

by Andrew April 26, 2004

Liberalism

Literally means scandal and corruption.

“I wish I could be in a crime family!”

“Your liberalism is really shining through Justin.”

by C0nm4n October 21, 2020

Massachusetts Liberal

The guy who wrote www.fuckthesouth.com

No example. Just go to the site.

by TheEye5000 January 23, 2005

liberator

a device used in the movie MEET THE PARENTS II that Barbra Steisand carried around with her to show couples how to have better sex. Adds for the LIBERATOR can be seen on the internet and in the back of magazines. It can be changed into many different positions to get the best angles for sex.

With the LIBERATOR the octoganarians were able to get into positions to have sex that have not been possible since their twenties.

by Deborah Lee July 1, 2006