lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log

by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016

lip lay

When you go to kiss someone but you just put your lips on them and don't move your lips

Ashley just lip layed Hailee's forehead and it was really awkward

by yoooogooooooo March 3, 2016

Lay a day

An organization that donates one selfie a day to a man by the name of lay to get laid.

I'm a going to send my lay a day to make my worries go away.

by Mando September 11, 2016

lay down friend

A friend that you lay down with.

Even though he's not my man, I can make him my lay down friend. Side piece boo friend personal friend hennessy weed nasty freaky Netflix and chill nightshow

by kydeelou September 6, 2016

lay hong

The presence of a huge Chinese limp dick.

Wow Buk Lao has a major Lay Hong.

by Faggotmichael6969gayway May 15, 2016

lay some wood

To beat up on someone;

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.

by TLKay January 14, 2017

Lay mack

Laying mack is one of the finest arts to date. Mack itself is defined on the urban dictionary as hitting on or flirting with a female using verbal or physical means.

"Laying mack" is when one macks in a very convincing and smooth manner such that he "lays" the mack.

Laying mack is only art on mastered by the finest coothmasters and slayers.

Today I saw Lloyd lay mack on my best friend. Even I was falling in love.

by Lloyd The Coothmaster December 27, 2016