Lumpbosis

A really bad disease where u have a shit load of lumps on ur body

"Eww" dude i think u might have lumpbosis

by jacks really gay May 4, 2008

lumpdate

Report on lumps found on the body.
Reason for mother to call constantly.

My mother called to give me the latest lumpdate. She said it was the biggest one the doctor had ever seen. Big as a grapefruit.

by icyhot123 February 21, 2009

Lumpstatic

A person regarded as ungainly or dull-witted lacking movement, development, or vitality. A freakin idiot.

"Damn! That dude is straight Lumpstatic!"

by papawood September 14, 2012

Lumpy Wonka

When you do a shit and its only half ready so there's still lumps in it and it's all weird looking and hard to poop out.

"Aye Alex, why are you takin' so long in the shitter?"

"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"

"ok don't worry cha feel brah"

by Lumpy Wonkas March 28, 2015

lumpy taco

When a man with testicular warts fucks a Mexican girl

I gave this girl a lumpy taco last night.

by oldboyman July 25, 2015

Lumpified

An extremely innocent way of acting,talking,or moving.

Man! That kid is soo lumpified, the teacher never yells at him!

by madjicker October 24, 2016

lumpy pancake

A dirty whore or a dirty person who gives $1 blowjobs

Gosh Timmy is such a lumpy pancake!

by Bonesauras March 15, 2017