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When you do a shit and its only half ready so there's still lumps in it and it's all weird looking and hard to poop out.
"Aye Alex, why are you takin' so long in the shitter?"

"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"

"ok don't worry cha feel brah"
by Lumpy Wonkas March 28, 2015
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