papawood's definitions

Lumpstatic

A person regarded as ungainly or dull-witted lacking movement, development, or vitality. A freakin idiot.

"Damn! That dude is straight Lumpstatic!"

by papawood September 14, 2012

methdick

An erection that is incabable of becoming limp, even after ejaculation due to the use of meth.

I came three times, but couldn't get rid of that methdick last night.

by Papawood December 8, 2003

sneaker pimps

old school term for fly shoes.
also used today with Old school prefix added.(old school sneaker pimps)

Those airforceones are some sneaker pimps, aint they?

by Papawood December 8, 2003

partial

a partial erection. Not quite a hard on or a boner.

That shorty aint too bad. I know whatcha mean, she gave me a partial

by Papawood December 8, 2003

seaman

one who serves in the navy

Don't have sex with those seamen, you know they go from port to port.

by Papawood December 8, 2003

athledick

A medical term similar to shrinkage. Athledick is when a penis becomes much smaller than normal due to athletic performace like it does when it is in cold water with shrinkage.

I hope those girls on the sideline weren't checkin' out my package during the game. I mean I had one serious case of athledick.

by Papawood December 9, 2003

beating chicken heart

This is like the Gonzo and Fruitbowl
Step1) grab your scrotum,but be careful to allow your testicles to still hang freely to the ground.
Step2) ask someone if they want to see a beating chicken heart
Step3) when you have a victim willing to see, show him your sack while squeezing your scrotum in a pulsating rhythm to make it appear to be beating

no need for an example....

by Papawood December 8, 2003