toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.

After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.

by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025

Lazy Lasagna

When a group of Mormons do what is called "soaking" on top of each other. It's the most boring orgy possible, hence the name.

"Did you hear that the all the BYU cheerleaders took part in a lazy Lasagna? Yeah, no one had fun."

by Big dick doc June 21, 2025

Wet Lasagna

Ejaculating inside of a sweaty, overweight, woman on her period. (Preferably of Italian descent).

“Yo man, I cooked this messy wet Lasagna last night with Francesca”
“I added so much ricotta in this sweet, hot, Wet Lasagna last night”
“A wet lasagna betwixt the sheets is so fucking hot”

by Is_this_a_trap? August 15, 2025

Standing Lasagne

When a lady's vagina is full and meaty but stands proud and is not sloppy.

My neighbour was so proud of her standing lasagne, she showed it to the local butcher.

by Jammal62 January 3, 2026

punched in lasagne

A very messy period ridden vagina

Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”

by Cousin noncer December 5, 2017

mom’s lasagne

The most euphoric experience you will ever have, just one bite is orgasm inducing. When something is “litty like my mom’s lasagne,” it means that it is extremely enjoyable, and you are very excited to partake. You know it’s finna be lit when you’re moms a-making lasagne.

Two friends are talking over the phone:
Bridgetto: Yooo this party is litty like my mom’s lasagne!
Anastasio: Oh no spaghettio... I wish I could have made it. That sounds euphoric.

by Ffeffofoe June 1, 2018

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018