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spaghettio 

A guys little dick, that gives off little cum
i was going to give him a bj but he has a spaghettio.
spaghettio by chicken nugget344 November 22, 2016
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Spaghettio 

When you have intercourse with a girl and right before you nut you scream ravioli ravioli give me the formioli, then as u bust she begins her period and she says uh oh spaghettios.
Frank: how was the sex with you and lesly
Howard: not the best my guy...it ended with her pulling a spaghettio

Frank: awww bro im sorry that really sucks.
Spaghettio by Kreed yui December 20, 2017

spaghettio jackson 

A degrading phrase and/or term often used to describe the sexual tendencies of American woman, usually of Italian dissent.
shit, you know those spaghettio jackson's always be lurking 'round Jefferson street
spaghettio jackson by ulikely2000 August 20, 2009

spaghettio volcano 

One person lays down on their back with their mouth open. Another person fills the first person's mouth with spaghettios straight from the can, then proceeds to elbow drop the first person in the stomach, resulting in an eruption of spaghettios from the mouth of the first person.
Boy if you give me any more lip I'll have to give you the spaghettio volcano.

Steve still hasn't recovered from the brutal spaghettio volcano he received last week.

spaghettio's 

What to should whenever someone says "Uh oh"
Guy 1: Oh shit dude, that bullet is lodged in there
Guy 2: Uh oh-
*Interrupts*
Guy 1: SPAGHETTIO'S
spaghettio's by The Epic Panda November 28, 2009

spaghettio milk 

milk with spaghettio sauce and noodles in it

Spaghettio party 

When a friend is fucking a can of spaghettios
Example: I caught Mays having a spaghettio party
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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