alpha kitty

Passive-aggressive, insecure female. One who demonstrates the irony of self-appointed, group-based, non-conformity. (Hello Kitty, a translation: you ARE cookie-cutter).

I am an alpha kitty because I'm my own person and wear vintage clothes like Sarah Jessica Parker. We alpha-kitties pay pros to video ourselves bopping around telling you about us on the internet.

by Janet90322 October 15, 2007

Wet Kitty

When a heavy load is released between a womens thighs and makes it wet like a water slide. When you give a thigh pie as well.

As brad released a massive load into a womens thigh it is very wet. Brad gave nic a wet kitty.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) June 10, 2014

kitty krew

a bunch of spin-off faggots that lurk around Newgrounds

ever hear of the faggots?
o you mean the kitty krew?
yea

by KittyKrewFan May 19, 2008

kitty dance

Where one gets on all 4's(knees & hands), rubs up on somebody's leg, and meows like a cat.

"John, you should do the kitty dance!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

Kitty Eyes

When your eyes dilate from doing substances.

You could tell she was on something by her kitty eyes.

by silh0uettes December 10, 2010

Kitty Top

a request to bear one's private top parts in support of another's voyeristic pleasure. AKA SUYT
Specifically when hollered from a golfer in a cart to the beverage girl on the beer cart.

"On the back nine, we're expecting some Kitty Top"

by starbux June 17, 2008

Chill Kitty

when you take your cat into your bathroom while you hotbox it. That cat is now known as a "chill kitty"

Stoner 1: we totally hotboxed my bathroom last night, it was sweet
Stoner 2: nice man, how ripped were you?
Stoner 1: pretty ripped... shouldda seen my cat though. after 10 minutes in there he was a total chill kitty.

by Pabloo Richardson February 1, 2009