Keyboard Perv

Spends most of the time on their computer.

Bob wont come out to play because he's always on his computer, what a keyboard perv!

by 1unity23 May 3, 2010

Keyboard to floor interface

when a computer illiterate person thinks they have "something wrong" with their computer when its just them(fingers on the keyboard down to your feet on the floor) usually used as a comical insult by the I.T. guys at work that a regular employee most likely doesn't understand.

office worker: "What was wrong with my computer?"

I.T. guy: "It was just a keyboard to floor interface."

by big chaw mcgraw August 11, 2010

Keybabe

A hot gamer girl who plays hardcore and can even beat men at video games. These games may include but are not limited to: World of Warcraft, Mario Kart, CoD.

Wow that Keybabe is really kicking my ass.

by kittywiththekeys April 6, 2011

Keyboredom

Staring blankly at a computer keyboard for an extensive period of time out of sheer boredom.

On Skype last night, I came down with keyboredom.

by AlchemyOfJoy September 25, 2011

Keobim

Keobim is to be nothing more, than perfect. It is a rare and beautiful quality that only the greatest people in the history of Runescape have possesed, such people as zezima, edward5010 and 3iverson03.

That guy is perfect! It must be Keobim!

by Keobimthegreat October 19, 2011

keyboard slamming

slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"

I kept getting killed in Call of Duty so i began to Rage by keyboard slamming.

by Raeofsunshine95 December 6, 2013

Keyboard Touretts

When you're in the middle of typing a word, and hit a bunch of random letters and complicate everything, for everyone, ever.

Lars: "I competeley forgot the crew was eatomogot at moithshine next week!"

Jerry: "Oh no man, looks like you've got Keyboard Touretts"

by Dj Larry Hoover September 5, 2014