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Keyboredom 

Staring blankly at a computer keyboard for an extensive period of time out of sheer boredom.
On Skype last night, I came down with keyboredom.
Keyboredom by AlchemyOfJoy September 25, 2011
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Keyboredom 

The state of being in which all you can think to do is to spam your keyboard in every possible way, including typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, etc. into search bars to see the definition on Urban Dictionary. Keyboredom can be reached by homework, especially of the algebra variety.
Samantha, after her thirteen pages of algebra homework, reached keyboredom. Now all she can think to type are things like qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Keyboredom by ADHD Aquarius 11! March 30, 2025

Keyboredom 

The state of being in which all you can think to do is to spam your keyboard in every possible way, including typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, etc. into search bars to see the definition on Urban Dictionary. Keyboredom can be reached by homework, especially of the algebra variety.
Samantha, after her thirteen pages of algebra homework, reached keyboredom. Now all she can think to type are things like qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Keyboredom by ADHD Aquarius 11! March 30, 2025

True Keyboredom 

When you're so bored you search up things like plokmnjiygvcftrdxzsewaq, qwerasdfzxcvtyuighjkbnmopl, poiuylkjhgmnbvctrewqfdsaxz, and Keyboredom.
Person 1: I have True Keyboredom.
Person 2: Really?
Person 3: What did you search?
Person 1: 1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0
Person 2: WHOA DUUDE!!!
Person 3: (faints)
True Keyboredom by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 25, 2019
(n.) the frustration of waiting for someone that sucks at typing to finish writing something on a computer.
Guy 1- "Did Stan email the prof about the project."
Guy 2- "Yeah, it took like 20 minutes because he was chicken pecking the shit out of the keys! Honestly, I could have written it in 3!"
Guy 1- "Shit. You must have been pretty keybored, bro!"
keybored by Da Sperminator April 7, 2011

keyboreding

When you are so bored you start typing random variations of letters from your keyboard into Google to find links that will most likely lead you to this website. Some examples of keyboreding include qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and qetuoadgjlxvnwryipsfhkzcbm.
bored person 1: Did you just type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into Google?
bored person 2: Yeah, I'm so bored I'm keyboreding.
bored person 1: Shit that's extreme boredom!
being board while being on the computer and typing random shit like what i'm doing at the moment
dude yesterday i was so keybored i wrote like 3 pages of random shit
keybored by tizzle dogg December 25, 2010
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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