Keybi

Keybi is an extreme bad ass. She is nice and has a good soul.You really don't want to mess with a keybi. She stands up for people she loves.She is also very pretty and she never gives up on what she wants.She has a lot of guys behind her but she is loyal. It is rare to have a keybi she does not give second chances.She forgives but she never forgets.

Wow Erick you have a keybi???luckyy

by Carolina_the_best May 29, 2018

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Skeleton Keying

Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.

Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?

by Dirtyytroll May 17, 2018

Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

keyblurt

When you are in chat or some other messaging system that won't let you edit your input. You are typing on the keyboard going back and forth between two people and accidentally type a message or reply to the wrong person, blurting out. Usually it is insulting or it thoroughly confuses them.

I have no idea what you are talking about. Did you just keyblurt ?

by dw8177 July 7, 2016

Keyboard Tapper

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

by mangled August 9, 2021

keyboard boredom

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

by Tad Strange December 16, 2015