jack sparrow

the sexiest, most cunning pirate ever to sail the seven seas!!!!!!!

.. o and will too.

BUT I LUV JACK!!!

" thank you commodore for getting us ready to make way! we would have had a hard time getting it done all by ourselves!"

"..what a man can do and what a man can't do so i ask you.. can you sail under the command of a pirate.. . becuase i can't sail this ship to tortuga all by my onesome savvy?"

by Charlie (i'm a grl...that would be freaky if i was a guy..) November 15, 2003

Jack Sparrowing

An elevated level of drunkeness that includes slurred speech and swaying while standing. (It is often accompanied with the need to put one's arms out in front of one's self to avoid collisions with walls and/or other surfaces.)

Amanda: I had to help Trent walk home last night—he was Jack Sparrowing!

by Salty Q January 18, 2009

jack steel

The lift weights. "Jack" means lift and "Steel" means weights.

We jack steel everyday after football practice.

by Carl Coenig June 11, 2006

jack you off

When a person, male or female, tends to stroke your penis until you get off. Otherwise known as a handjob. It is another way to have someone else masturbate you when you really do not want to have sex.

Last night Sarah asked me, "Can I jack you off? So, I said "sure".
"Wow, I really would love to jack you off, baby!"

by Thotcrates October 3, 2016

jack ho

Jack is a ho who likes weed and shoes

Stop smoking weed. You are such a Jack Ho!

by DarthJarJar4184 February 22, 2017

Jack Harlow Day

Day to celebrate jack harlow on December 18th. The only day you can say "BITCH!" without anyone getting offended. We pop ranch and san pellegrino bottles while wearing our best pair of new balances.

it's Jack Harlow Day so we screaming "BITCH IM FROM KENTUCKY BUT THIS AINT NO FUCKING DIXIE CHICKS" all day

by jackharlowmemes January 3, 2022

Jack Churchill

A soldier of epic proportions in WW2. The English Chuck Norris. Once captured 42 German soldiers with help from only one fellow soldier. Was fond of his longbow, and actually killed Axis soldiers with it.

"any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed". - Jack Churchill

by El Jonno Faqce June 4, 2009