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Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)
These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)
Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"
Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins) by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018
keep up with the Joneses
Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.
Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!
keep up with the Joneses by ilikeguns:) November 10, 2020
Danko Jones
This canadians are the most powerful band on earth, the band consist on:
Mango Kid: Guitar, Vocals
Bass: John Calabresse
Drums: Dan Cornelius
They mix blues and rock mostly with a power never seen on another band.
note: being a powerful band doesn't mean that it's a hardcore band.
Mango Kid: Guitar, Vocals
Bass: John Calabresse
Drums: Dan Cornelius
They mix blues and rock mostly with a power never seen on another band.
note: being a powerful band doesn't mean that it's a hardcore band.
dude #1: hey, how was the Danko Jones concert?
dude #2: this guy really knows how to rock.
dude #1: deamn! I really want their live DVD ASAP, because they will never come to my town.
Hey Danko! I will burn in hell with you.
dude #2: this guy really knows how to rock.
dude #1: deamn! I really want their live DVD ASAP, because they will never come to my town.
Hey Danko! I will burn in hell with you.
Danko Jones by Dr. Evening October 7, 2006
mike jones
Former holder of the title 'Dumbest Thing in Hip-hop', but his repetitive lyrics and obnoxious persona have since been eclipsed by the likes of Soulja Boy and the Dirty South dope rappers (Jeezy, Yo Gotti, Gucci Mane)
Mike Jones' repetitive lyrics- from 'Back Then'
But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
'cause they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
Because they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
'cause they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
Because they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
mike jones by MrWest.on June 15, 2010
howard jones
lead singer of killswitch engage aka the big teddy bear
he join killswitch after Jesse Leach left
hes known for his deep baritone type vocals that
fits right into a metalcore band (killswitch engage)
he join killswitch after Jesse Leach left
hes known for his deep baritone type vocals that
fits right into a metalcore band (killswitch engage)
howard jones by mike666666 August 5, 2010
sloppy jones
sloppy jones by Sloppy Jones Master May 2, 2008