Dirttheif Independence Day

The day where Dirtheif/Matthew Warren Martino was caught by the police, and his grooming victims gained Independence from his deeds. March 21st.

It's Dirttheif Independence Day! Let's crack a cold one with the boys! - Burgur34.

Need more information on Dirttheif Independence Day? Check out Savage Sentral, SPBS, Nova Bowva, or Magma_Slasher on youtube! - Shameless plug.

by Burgur34 March 21, 2024

neuRologicalLY INept

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ME: I IDENTRIFY AAS neuRologicalLY INept.
SRTUPID EARTH PEOP)OLE: EW HOW STUPOID AERE YOU.
MER: YOU PYUNY LITTLER HUIMNAN NEREVR UNDERT AND.

SRTUPI DEQART TY HPPEOPLE AGAIN: FUCK YOU.
ME: I WI)LL NITRF BE SANFCIIKTIFIERD. MY MOTHER DID NOT DIE FOR THIS ON HJER JEWISH OPKANET JEW BED WHNIKLE WATCHINGT THOMAS THE TAMPON AND JERKING OFF TO CHINESE MIDGET FART PORN.
PUNY LITTLWE HUMAN FOR THE THIRD TIME: OH IN UNDERTAnsd now mr jew, thank yoyu FOR RECTIFIIHG ME AND FEEDING ME DUNG BEETLES FOR BREAkfast LUNCH and DNINENR.

by Mongolian Enthusiast December 8, 2024

Swiftie independence day

May 30th

Commemorates the day that taylor swift bought back all of her albums that were stolen by scooter braun in 2019. In other words this is the day that she owned all her work again.

Wake up, it's swiftie independence day! Get the balloons

by intestinetickling June 1, 2025

BASIS Independent Silicon Valley

A very very niche school where everybody loves STEM and treat it as something to goon with.

A: Do you know that gooner? He's from BASIS Independent Silicon Valley.
B: Well I goon to integrating factors too...
A: I thought you were into femboys!
B: Only if they made to USACO gold or above...
A: What about USAMO?

by asnacirtap October 24, 2025

over the pants inception

The act of subtley implanting an idea into another persons head without actually saying it

I got a girl to send nudes by using the over the pants inception method.

by The real Jj17 March 19, 2016

Free and independent

In a relationship, when two people break up, being free and independent means one of them wants to see other people

"I'm sorry we didn't work out, but I need to be free and independent for a little while"

by Boiy June 22, 2016

Huge Sucking Vortex of Ineptitude

Colossal failure; likely to be terrible; overly critical of others to hide personal lack of virtue or likeability; see also Brad Dunkin

This team is unquestionably a huge sucking vortex of ineptitude.

by the Oracle of Awesome August 22, 2018