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A mistake we as humans made when we first used the internet for memes and comedy.
Example: Person 1:"HAHA CHEESE XDXD!! I'M A UNICORNS!!"

Person 2: Random humor is dead.
by Megacuck March 6, 2017
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human tripod

To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a piece of you.
Man, I had sex with Cory last night, he was a real human tripod!
by udo August 10, 2003
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Hummel

To destroy something in the carrying out of some act. FUBAR. To destroy something beyond any recognition. To permanently change from one form to a less pleasing and desireable form.
God we just Hummeled that hotel room!
More normally...God that chick got Hummeled last night! She's walking all funny.
This party is about to get Hummeled!
by The Truthiness February 3, 2010
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Eye humping

The act of looking at a women (Or man) and fantasizing of humping her.
"What's wrong Joe?"
"Everyone is totally Eye Humping my wife!"
by Agifofo December 9, 2007
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mercy hump

Because she felt bad for him, Maya gave George mercy hump.
by CurveBoy8310 July 18, 2009
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Humf

(n.) One who is awkward in social situations and/or quite, but when spoken to he/she will be extremely awkward.
I tried to talk to Kevin today but he is a humf.

Why is Andrew such a humf?
by thatsme111111 September 1, 2009
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Humiliatrix

A Humiliatrix is a specific type of female dominant skilled in the particular art of erotic humiliation and/or real-life humiliation.

Being very much a contemporary term, a Humiliatrix can be thought of as being more of an intellectual or 'modern dominant', inflicting stress and mental anguish via the power of the word, rather than the whip. Its usage is frequently combined with similarly modern fetish scenarios such as urban, office, Valley Girl, and college/university environments. (e.g Office Humiliatrix).

Despite its intellectual slant, a Humiliatrix may utilise certain physical methods and actions so as to heighten a particular humiliating incident, such as face-slapping, spitting and cuckolding. Financial manipulation and blackmail are also often associated with a Humiliatrix.

The modernity of Humiliatrix domination extends to its relative imagery and style; whereas a Dominatrix may traditionally be associated with leather, boots and whips, a Humiliatrix is associated with more contemporary clothing, clubwear, or adopting an executive, and/or 'cosmopolitan' image.

Although generally considered a portmanteau that combines "humiliation" and "dominatrix", the first recorded usage of the term appears in the 1853 edited copy of the Diary and Autobiography of Edmund Bohun Esq 1645-1699. (Translated from latin literally meaning 'female who humiliates', and in this instance as humbler of human pride - humani fastigū humiliatrix).
She's one sexy Humiliatrix.
by appleace July 28, 2007
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