Definitions by thatsme111111

Bumf

(n) One who is extremely awkward, but at the same time extremely lazy. One that doesn't move fast and would rather not move around.

"Why don't you come play B-BALL with us Mike?"
"Don't bother asking him, Mike is a true bumf."

"Did you hook up with Jon last night?"
"No, we started talking and he such a bumf."

Bumf by thatsme111111 October 18, 2009

Humf

(n.) One who is awkward in social situations and/or quite, but when spoken to he/she will be extremely awkward.

I tried to talk to Kevin today but he is a humf.

Why is Andrew such a humf?

Humf by thatsme111111 September 1, 2009