Hipster

Pretentious asshole.

Hipster: "OH, today is the Super Bowl? It is also Langston Hughes birthday."
Real man: " Fucking hipster."

Hipster by T1zzl3 February 1, 2015

Hipster

A strange bearded man that likes The Clash

James Barker is a hipster

Hipster by samph February 14, 2015

Hipster

People who pay lots of money for clothes inspired by the '70s hippie movement but have no idea what enlightenment is, are uncomfortable with nudity, use the saying "good vibes" as a trend not actually knowing how to experience real vibrations and energy, can't go into nature without their iPhone.

"I just discovered this new music called Indie, it's so new & totes hipster!"

Hipster by love4alifestyle June 17, 2015

Hipster

A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.

Look at that hottie over there at the coffee shop on his laptop!

He's such a hipster

Hipster by weathergirl December 27, 2015

hipster

that one person who has so much swag that u cant even... usually the skinny guy in the mall walkingaround with a bergandy eany and not caring what people think

damn das a HIPSTER

hipster by 444free August 17, 2016

hipster

Tend to be boring, arrogant twats that like to move en-mass into rough inner-city areas such as Hackney and Brixton (in London), where the local shops start to sell gluten-free, lactose-free premium branded organic goods that the rest of the local population can't afford to buy. Once settled they will take over the local pub which will then start to sell trendy beers and eventually this too becomes out-of-bounds for the original regulars. The local 'offie' gets an upgrade and becomes a 'bottle shop, selling expensive poncy wines, and the local greasy spoon gets a makeover and calls itself the 'Well St Kitchen' Businesses fail and change hands quickly "The Art cafe" becomes "The Wash", and then "Josh and The Dane", finally "hirsinger and strauss" in the space of 12 months. Often seen out jogging or riding their bicycles with attached double buggy, complete with red pennant and 'children on board'. Although they exude a sense of superiority, you know that most of them claim benefits and have moved into the newly build housing association flats over the road.

"Thank the lord for our new neighbours! They've pulled the community together - we all have something in common now - our dislike of Hipsters!"

hipster by Old E9 June 17, 2016

Hipster

Someone doesn't exactly likes mainstream things and likes to cling on to the past.

Person 1: That car is too mainstream for me, I prefer the older version.
Person 2: Stop being a hipster.

Hipster by AbbigaleTheHedgehog May 25, 2016