A man of suburb intellectual skill and physique, with no need for bitches or maidens. His eyes are incapable of looking at woman, for he has surpassed the need to. Every woman in a 34 mile radius will automatically be attracted to him, but his pure gogachad-ness will cause him to only focus on being the most ever. Anyone who so much as looks at someone who has reached peak gogachad will immediately go into cardiac arrest and explode.
Non-gogachad - "No you even have bitches?"
Gogachad - "I have no need for such tomfoolery, for I am a gogachad."
Non-gogachad - *dies of cardiac arrest and explodes*
Gogachad - "I have no need for such tomfoolery, for I am a gogachad."
Non-gogachad - *dies of cardiac arrest and explodes*
by Dark_Energy9 March 8, 2023
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a person who pulls down there pants and farts really loud on a chair, or in the bathtub and you can hear the fart from like a mile away. p.s- if you feel your house shaking, scream bibby gogger.
a person who pulls down there pants and farts really loud on a chair, or in the bathtub and you can hear the fart from like a mile away. p.s- if you feel your house shaking, scream bibby gogger.
that girl is such a bibby gogger.
go bibby gogger your own parade.
k go bibby gogger on your moms forehead
YOU FUKIN BIBBY GOGGER
bibby gogger, get down for dinner
go bibby gogger your own parade.
k go bibby gogger on your moms forehead
YOU FUKIN BIBBY GOGGER
bibby gogger, get down for dinner
by nicole bartoo October 17, 2008
Get the bibby gogger mug.Akin to beer goggles, sale goggles happen when you buy something JUST because it's on sale. It may be a terrible product that you will have regrets about once the buzz of acquisition has worn off.
I was at Target checking out the clearance items and came across a purple and yellow striped shirt. After buying it I came home and realized that it makes me look like a "special needs" bumble bee. Darn those sale goggles!
by Kayiemm February 24, 2010
Get the sale goggles mug.When you are living in a small town by the name of grafton,wv and when substantially hot girls are not available in said town, the guys throughout the town view the towns (on a scale of 1 to 10) 2's as 10"s.... thus resulting in grafton goggles.
HOLY SHIT!! Paul did you see that chick walk by...come on man really, hold on let me put my grafton goggles on...WOW damn she's fine.
by McBigOne December 26, 2009
Get the grafton goggles mug.When a person finds every young girl to be at least 18, regardless of the obvious, they are said to be wearing their Legal Goggles.
Often used to justify potential actions with said jailbait.
Often used to justify potential actions with said jailbait.
Matt: Dude why is Mike hitting on my little sister... Shes in middle school...
John: Shit I think he has his legal goggles on, he probably thinks shes 18. I´ll take care of it.
John: Shit I think he has his legal goggles on, he probably thinks shes 18. I´ll take care of it.
by SteelerfaninPeru March 28, 2010
Get the Legal Goggles mug.When it's sunny and you're at the beach, you see a person from afar who seems really good-looking. But as soon as he/she gets closer, they are butt-ugly! Damn beach goggles!
by kiss of arizona November 30, 2010
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