Garrent

Garrent is very athletic, he loves to play basketball. It's his favorite sport, but he also plays other sports. Garrent is smart but mostly lazy, he would ask his closest friend for help with every homework and assignment. Without his best friend, he probably wouldn't be able to pass the grade. His laugh is unique and funny, it would always get others to start laughing too. Nobody dislikes Garrent in school, he is loved by everybody! He's usually shy to volunteer for events, but is really talented on the inside! He's nice and funny. He's like a brother to you, he would laugh with you and joke around a lot if you're close with him. He has many friends at school. Garrent is always late for school, it's rare for him to get to school on time. He always forget about his assignments but can get good scores in his favorite subjects. Garrent's smile is the definition of perfect, when you look at his smile, you'll end up smilling too.

Best Friend: Bro, did you submit the summative yet?
Garrent: What? Which assignment, I forgot. Help me pleaseee
Best friend: Okay fine.
Garrent: Thank yoouuuu

by giz_09 September 23, 2023

Garnett

This Name is the coolest name ever! They have the ability to pull the BEST women on the earth. If you meet someone with this as their last name you better treat him right because you'll never meet someone like him again. This dude tends to be very energetic and cool. He has so many friends. But most likely has sever ADHD. He can sometime be very annoying to hid his depression He is facing from the overwhelmingness of life.

Person#1 What's you last name bro
Person#2 Garnett
Person#1 Haha NICE!! That's freaking sick bro

by IntrepidYT February 19, 2024

Garret

A severely schizophrenic midget

Did you knows that one of my friends is called Garret!

by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024

garett-spitting

Garett-spitting: a sexual act involving five or more men - their penises are organised in a spit shape, with two pairs of crossed penises holding a fifth in a spit roast manner. It is then up to the party to decide on further actions.
Garett-spit: the structure itself.

"Hey guys, lets get a group garett-spitting sesh in later tonight! I'll bring the beers!"

by Pdiddywhuuut December 8, 2024

Clumsy Garret

A fat black clumsy kid.

Look at that disgusting clumsy garret.

by alhdjlhajhd July 30, 2016

The Garret position

The Garret position is when a guy bangs a black lab and then Puts his Willy in a girl or guy.

I did The Garret position last night while playing video games and it was the best thing ever.

by JT rodilo December 18, 2017

Tyler garret

A fucking asshole who tries to get girls but fails at it. All he does is talk shit on everyone and is a dick to girls. All the girls at Laguna middle school hate him. He’s sent 3 dick pics to me. Asshole

Tyler garret raps me last night

by Skyler Perry June 16, 2018