flabknob

1: cock that can never get hard
2: small, flabby boobs made of just skin

Jess: I dumped him cos he had a flabknob
Sara: He said he left you cos you have flabknobs

Dave: LOL GUSY LUK @ MI FLABKNOB!

by flabknob December 29, 2007

flache [pain]

a really bad pain usually involving the ass area

i got a really bad flache pain in my ass the other day

by joeyhyeslad June 17, 2008

fack

the substitute for "fuck" as coined by HSE girls.

"What the fack Lexi, you're such a slat."

by HSEeeesay April 14, 2010

Flacat

A quick way of telling somebody to fuck off and go have sexual relations through the anus with a ginger cat. This expression can be used to baffle and insult the victem in the most creative way.

pronouce flacat as spelt.

Teacher: do you work!

Pupil: Flacat!
Teacher: what does that mean?
Pupil : *silence*

example 2:
friend 1: your a doyle!
you: Flacat
friend 1 : what?
you: would you like to flacat?!?

by Silverderk August 11, 2010

Flach drunk

When a person becomes so intoxicated they try to play real life frogger

Cam: Hey what did you get up to last night?
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action

by wweezzyFFFbabyandtheFisforFart November 1, 2010

fackter

Noun - A person who is an asshole, but unfortunately still has an influence/say over your opinion.

A combination of fuck and factor.

My idea is way better than that stupid fackter's, but he is going to overrule me.

by annetjie May 28, 2011

fhacked

Similar to being fraped (facebook raped), this is when your facebook account gets hacked due to your inability to distinguish between a real link and a fradulent spam link.

This results in said fraudulent spam links replicating themselves and being posted to your friends walls. It also exposes you for the schadenfreude pervert you are.

Post: "OMG! WATCH THIS VIDEO OF BIN LADEN'S CORPSE"
Friend: "Dude have you been fhacked?"
You: "I just wanted to see dead people"

by can'tstandspam June 6, 2011