Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.
by Gapingredgroovie January 03, 2009
When yo asshole explode all in the toilet and all you can see is tiny rat shit sized pieces of dookie surrounded in some brown poop water.
by Lilniggafert August 26, 2020
The act of taking your scrotum and pulling the skin to form the shape of a small cup and having someone else take a shot of alcohol out of it
by MrH@nkey January 27, 2021
A meme commonly used by Warren Ellis. Assumed to refer to a a counterculture near-human creature commonly mistaken for a simian.
It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.
It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.
"Are you planning to seduce that innocent little freshman tomorrow?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."
by terse July 28, 2007
by Anonymous October 09, 2003
by Dustin is from austin April 05, 2006
a piece of meat (dick) that is overwhelming dirty w/ either some type of fungus, dirt, or athlete's dick.
by Meat Master 5000 January 16, 2009