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straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.
damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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paint the fence

when a male ejaculates on a womans breasts and then proceeds to spread his cum all over with his cock
"After I came on her tits, She let me 'paint the fence'."
by monicaC June 7, 2007
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fancy

a euphemism for "gay" to be used in times that when using the word "gay" could create uncomfortable social situations. Originations: Was used to describe gay.com chat as "fancy" chat.
S - "The bear cub sure is fancy!"
M- "What was your first clue, the super tight pants or his Madonna obsession?"
S - "I guess you're right, he is *very* fancy.
by MattyPVA1983 September 27, 2009
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Fancyboy

- All Fancyboy clothes are expensive, and are usually from shops such as Topman and River Island, fendi, gucci. nordstrom, and coogi.

- Tight, girly-coloured (pink, yellow, etc) t-shirts that are of no readily identifiable brand and usually have some kind of scrawled pattern or design on the front. No more than 2 layers of clothing can be worn at any time, even in the winter.

- Tight, plain, expensive jeans.

- Trainers, usually white and in girly colours.

- Gelled (but more commonly waxed now a days) hair, sometimes with highlights. Grown quite long.

- Socialise only with other fancyboys/girls.

- Never participate in violence, but love gossiping when fights do erupt, and talking about "what they would have done" in an effort to show masculinity to their girl friends.

- Wear moderate amounts of jewellary.

- Do not go out much. Spend as little time on the streets as possible, as they realise they are a vulnerable target for muggings and random violence.

- Fancyboys are usually friendly, but can come across as irritating, and cocky.

- Fancyboys are usually very wealthy, but can come from a range of social backgrounds. Some fancyboys are ex-rudeboys who see the rudeboy culture as immature.

- Most are popular with girls, as fancyboys dress specifically to appeal to women.

- Follow a strict social strucutre religously. They think they "have a place" in their school/college, and know who they can "talk down to" and who to "suck up to."

- Most will claim they listen to a mix of R&B, hiphop and rock, but really just listen to whatever is in the charts at the moment.

-Fancyboys are very fancy in the tlye of dress wearing nothing but the best.
-Fancyboys goes with the girls that are dimepieces.
-Fancyboys keep two cellphones.
- Fancyboys tell girls what they feel like so they keep fancyboy happy with whatever he wants
man you dress sharp, you must be getting it like the rest of the made Fancyboys?
by Godzillionaire August 16, 2009
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Fancy Bitch

A Fancy Bitch is a species often encountered in our society. Most of its members are of pubescent age, although there exist some young adult encounters. A fancy bitch is usually an attractive female and nothing more, at first glance, but to the trained eye, this species is indeed extraordinary. Its habits include shopping. visiting facebook, instagram, tweeter, her space or whatever you youths do, and posting countless useless and identical photos of its nights out, or deep quotes, contemplating the meaning of love, how it got hurt, and how all the males are pigs.

On mating season, the fancy bitch will reduce its clothing, opening itself to the cold, rain, and throbbing sausages, among other things, in hopes of attracting a male. After the poor sod chooses the female, it's his turn to prove his worth by enduring all sorts of torture like shopping and taking photos of heart shaped hand gestures. Once the male realizes the mistake of choosing the Fancy Bitch, he breaks off from his partner, and the Fancy Bitch returns to its other activities, particularly the posting of quotes about the meaning of love.
"Dude, I dated Dana for a while - she's such a fancy bitch, approach her only for academical purposes"
"I so detest interacting with this species, but for science, I shall study her"
by Εl Greco August 29, 2016
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fancypants

1.Pants that are particularly fancy today.
2.Shoved on the end of anyone's name who happens to be particularly fancy.
N.B. Your fancyness can not exceed that of Lappo,Circus,Timothy and Bradley as they are all fancier than thou.
Hold your pinky up as high as you can and exclaim "Fancier than thou!"..as long as your pinky is the highest you are the fanciest...other than the aforementioned fancypantses.
by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003
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Fancy Nancy

The act of giving a rim job with a Frozen dessert. Such as Italian Ice, Ice Cream, Frozen Yogurt, or Gelato.
Usually performed by a woman over the age of 45.
Grandson- "Hey I was at my grandma's house and I walked in on her and her neighbor Performing a Fancy Nancy"

Dad- " You're grandmother is a whore son"
by Mr. Creeps September 20, 2010
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