Verb) Farting only in the most opportune moment in order to blend in with a smell, noise, or environment
I had to blend fart on my smelly boyfriend the other night, it was the only time I could find some temporary relief.
Jessica was blend farting at the club last night so hard she shit down her leg bro.
Jessica was blend farting at the club last night so hard she shit down her leg bro.
by Cakefartqueen September 17, 2022
Get the Blend Farting mug.Vera Ann Farmiga was born on August 6th, 1973
She is the prettiest actress in the world. Vera is a real flirty goofy goofy gal and at times she can be a WILD ONE but she KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING. She is such a milf, is so smart and is the best pianist in this universe. Also she actually knows how to act, unlike Rose Byrne.
Vera loves Starbucks so much, she probably gets a:
Iced White Chocolate Mocha
With:
2 pumps of hazelnut syrup
Caramel drizzle
Vanilla sweet cream cold
You most likely know her from The Conjuring franchise. She also has been in Bates Motel, Up In The Air, The Departed, Orphan, TBITSP etc. There will never be another woman like Vera Farmiga, she is one of a kind. In all honesty, she can seem like an eccentric screwball at times but trust, she is gorgeous at heart. Vera looks like a mom and is so motherly, if you watch Bates Motel you’ll understand what I am saying. Vera is the literal scream queen, I mean if you watch The Boy In The Striped Pajamas you’ll see the end where Vera screams like a girlboss, just ugh, she is an absolute icon and is such a cutie pie.
Vera may like heavy metal music, but she is the epitome of the song 99 Nights (by Charlotte Cardin) Also, in my opinion, vera’s interviews are cringey ASF no joke, but she still rocks them. Vera is a member of the top secret goofy goober club.
Overall, Vera Farmiga is such a cute soccer mom with extraordinary acting skills and deserves everything she has ever wanted.
She is the prettiest actress in the world. Vera is a real flirty goofy goofy gal and at times she can be a WILD ONE but she KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING. She is such a milf, is so smart and is the best pianist in this universe. Also she actually knows how to act, unlike Rose Byrne.
Vera loves Starbucks so much, she probably gets a:
Iced White Chocolate Mocha
With:
2 pumps of hazelnut syrup
Caramel drizzle
Vanilla sweet cream cold
You most likely know her from The Conjuring franchise. She also has been in Bates Motel, Up In The Air, The Departed, Orphan, TBITSP etc. There will never be another woman like Vera Farmiga, she is one of a kind. In all honesty, she can seem like an eccentric screwball at times but trust, she is gorgeous at heart. Vera looks like a mom and is so motherly, if you watch Bates Motel you’ll understand what I am saying. Vera is the literal scream queen, I mean if you watch The Boy In The Striped Pajamas you’ll see the end where Vera screams like a girlboss, just ugh, she is an absolute icon and is such a cutie pie.
Vera may like heavy metal music, but she is the epitome of the song 99 Nights (by Charlotte Cardin) Also, in my opinion, vera’s interviews are cringey ASF no joke, but she still rocks them. Vera is a member of the top secret goofy goober club.
Overall, Vera Farmiga is such a cute soccer mom with extraordinary acting skills and deserves everything she has ever wanted.
*watches The Conjuring with friend*
“Dang, who plays that hot banging demonologist?”
“Oh that hottie? Yeah, thats Vera Farmiga.”
“Dang, who plays that hot banging demonologist?”
“Oh that hottie? Yeah, thats Vera Farmiga.”
by astrare July 5, 2023
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by Grodyboi July 25, 2023
Get the Fellow farting mug.dawdling, and slacking off,process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal or objective (pardon the pun: going were the WIND takes you)also used as the way to explain doing nothing in particular as opposed to using the version of fucking about.
Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!
Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!
me on the phone to a friend: "Here buddy, what you doing?"
reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About
reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About
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Get the Farting Around mug.1) Harming one's self, usually unintentionally or without knowledge of doing so. 2) Similar to saying "you are only hurting yourself." 3) Similar to phrase "shooting yourself in the foot."
Fred: "I got really annoyed at work today, so I told my boss to shut up."
Andy: "That's just farting at a fan, man."
Andy: "That's just farting at a fan, man."
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