fecalfelineassidosis

A common skin condition resulting from a cat licking its rear and then licking a human.

His skin rash was diagnosed as fecalfelineassidosis.

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Fecal-Focused

That thing where your friend tells you about their brontosaurus poops, their pebble poops, and everything in between.

You tell me everything about your bowel movements; their consistency, size, frequency, etc. You’re very fecal-focused.

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

Fecal Face

A more polite way of saying "shit head" without actually swearing.

"Hey fecal face! Fuck you!"

by __________Sprout January 5, 2024

Fecal Frenzy

When you have explosive diarrhea

"I went into a bathroom and it was covered in shit, looks like someone had a Fecal Frenzy in there"

by BigBlackBootyOiledWithWD40 February 6, 2024

Fecal Hemorrhage

Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gun— slower than some, yet rhythmic.

Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.

by CBoyed February 23, 2024

Fecal brap

A term to describe a messy fart.

Mr. Kat is sniffing up all the fecal braps!

by anonymous March 9, 2024

Fecal brap

A term to describe a particularly egregious fart.

1. I just let out a fecal brap.

2. Marco is selfishly sniffing up all the fecal braps.

by Rupyyz March 10, 2024