Floater

An individual in college who is not able to find a blocking group (group of roommates) to join for the duration of his academic career and is therefore subjected to living with random people selected by the school. This is usually the result of having a lack of close friends or being perceived as socially awkward or inadequate.

"Hey man can I join your blocking group?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"I guess that means I have to be a floater!"
"Yea...Herb"

by ADtheEmperor May 26, 2009

Root Beer Float

!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!

Lie woman on her back get the oxygen tank hook up two nostril tubes jammed down womans nose (make sure tubes go to lungs) fill womans mouth with craft root beer. Fuck womans mouth till a hot load blows out of your dick let cream rise have said woman enjoy!

There they go swallowing that root beer float

by Don_ki_kum November 2, 2017

Float

To buy liquor for a party. To be the boot.

"I floated the gongshow last night, and no one even through a free mickey my way. I'll never boot for those girls again."

by the product September 6, 2005

floaking

A combination of being flopped out (tired) and soaked.

Danda74: that was coo
robinbrd311: YA BUT IM FLOAKED NOW LEL

by Danda74 January 13, 2005

floater

An old male prostitute.

Don't go in the bathroom between 7:00 and 8:00, that's when the two-tone floater is in there!

by chad January 26, 2005

floaka

pronounced: flow-aka, commonly known as a penis

crocodile hunter: im going to grab that monkeys floaka and give it a little gingle jangle

by tonkatruckdriver December 11, 2008

float the buzz

when drinking, having an occasional glass of water as to not become too drunk.

I had a beer, then a water. Tonight i'm going to float the buzz.

by max pez December 28, 2008