by Doikson brah October 5, 2016
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Doke is known as Coca-Cola Light in many a European country.
Doke is known as Coca-Cola Light in many a European country.
Johnny Boi: Kenneth, ah pure heard that doke gets ya mare drunk fur less booze!
Kenneth: Aw is that so Johnny Boi? Michty me!
Kenneth: (To bar tender) awright pal, geeze a double vodka, a Glen's eh, and doke would ya? Cheers.
Maria (mainland European): Coca-Cola Light is not a mixer! You are a weak fool.
Johnny Boi: (To Maria) Oi shut it you! Aw but yer right!
Johnny Boi: (To Kenneth) Put the Doke down, we need tae get on the Irn-Bru choo-choo!
Kenneth: (To Johnny Boi) *spits oot beverage* Michty me! Probs just the cancer inducing artificial sweeteners that make the magic happen.
Kenneth: (To bar tender ) Mate, boss man, could a please have a triple Glen's and Irn-Bru Sugar Free? I'll be needing it tae get me through! Canny believe ah wis supporting the Coca-Cola Company. Irn-Bru for lyf.
Kenneth: Aw is that so Johnny Boi? Michty me!
Kenneth: (To bar tender) awright pal, geeze a double vodka, a Glen's eh, and doke would ya? Cheers.
Maria (mainland European): Coca-Cola Light is not a mixer! You are a weak fool.
Johnny Boi: (To Maria) Oi shut it you! Aw but yer right!
Johnny Boi: (To Kenneth) Put the Doke down, we need tae get on the Irn-Bru choo-choo!
Kenneth: (To Johnny Boi) *spits oot beverage* Michty me! Probs just the cancer inducing artificial sweeteners that make the magic happen.
Kenneth: (To bar tender ) Mate, boss man, could a please have a triple Glen's and Irn-Bru Sugar Free? I'll be needing it tae get me through! Canny believe ah wis supporting the Coca-Cola Company. Irn-Bru for lyf.
by ChubbyTeletubby December 30, 2016
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Snatching defeat, from the jaws of winning
When one mistake, cost you a game.
Snatching defeat, from the jaws of winning
When one mistake, cost you a game.
2013 AFL Grand Final
The game is In the balance, Hayden Ballantyne has a paddock (no one around him) he has Pavlich alone in the goal square .... but Ballentyne has tripped over his feet, umpire calls “incorrect disposable” FREE KICK HAWTHORN.
Now that was a Dockery Moment
The game is In the balance, Hayden Ballantyne has a paddock (no one around him) he has Pavlich alone in the goal square .... but Ballentyne has tripped over his feet, umpire calls “incorrect disposable” FREE KICK HAWTHORN.
Now that was a Dockery Moment
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