Hawthorn

The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.

Going to the toilet (or anywhere else) to piss and shit.

Urinating and Defecating in the same session.

Origin: A team/club in the Australian Football League named Hawthorn (Hawks), their team colours are brown and gold (the colours of shit and piss respectively.

Sorry, I have to go to the toilet to have a hawthorn!

I'm busting for a hawthorn!

The dog just did a hawthorn!

The cat has hawthorned all over the new carpet!

by R19H92 June 25, 2016

Hawthorn

The Hawthorn Football Club is an AFL team comprising of 22 players, 1 coach and a president. They love nothing more than winning games and celebrating by giving each other wristy's in the change rooms. Thier spectators are also adept in arrogant celebration. Often you can see them at the MCG giving themselves wristy's when buddy kicks a goal or when Jeff wears his gold and brown coat. Despite thier overshowing of love towards themselves and eachother, they did claw back remnants of credibility by trading Cambell Brown.

The Hawthorn Football Club has won again. The last time I saw this many wristy's was when I attended the Dissociatives concert.

by Jeff Kennet June 24, 2011

hawthorn

Worthy AFL team, based in Melbourne.

We're a happy team at Hawthorn

by slow decay July 11, 2006

Hawthorn

This is an AFL team that always gets free kicks, even if they aren't even playing. They are rebuilding right now and even if someone reads this 20 years into the future, they would still be rebuilding because they are so shit at it

How bad is Hawthorn

by 4202169 June 17, 2021

Hawthorn Middle School South

Probably one of THE worst schools in Illinois. You'll always get homework no matter what, and lots of racist teachers. The front office administration teachers are shit, and the educational teachers don't care crap about students, in fact, it gives more F's. except for their payment. Boys vape in the bathrooms, jerk off and spray liquid ass in the bathroom as they finalize before they go back to the classroom. Music teachers are shitty as hell as they can't even play shit except to judge students.

Jack: Hey Bob, hows Hawthorn Middle School South?

Bob: It's really bad. The teachers hate me :(

by expoeraser6405 April 4, 2020

Hawthorn Middle School South

A shit school with lots of show off jocks, sluts, and bitchy teachers. You can get in trouble for just about anything in that school, they are in the top 100 schools in IL (95th). The administration is gay. The principle is a bitch. There is never a day where there is no homework. You can expect to be in hell for the next 3 years of your life.

"Dude i can't wait to go to hawthorn middle school south man" "haha you don't know what's coming"

by 91490324823094 January 9, 2010

Hawthorn East

Is a place to be, situated in the classy eastern suburbs of melbourne. many people are jelous of people who live here as it is far better than most suburbs in melbourne. there are no bogans or muzzas in hawthorn unless they are visiting from the western suburbs where they commonly live. an example of these suburbs in williamston where you will find many the bogan.

guess what i just got a house in hawthorn east

wow thats sooooo much better than my suburb

yeh i know thats why i told you

by Pippins Magee December 29, 2007