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DeStont

The act of getting extremely fucked up, beaten up, or getting tackled, and having to be taken away by ambulance.
Oh shit! That Susky LB killed that Trinity QB. I saw him in a stretcher and he was DeStont.
by BONESGLETS February 4, 2020
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Ass Destruction

When you fuck someone in the ass so hard that their butthole/vagina rips and blood comes pouring out
Damn she felt ass destruction so hard it started bleeding
by 69Big69Rod69 May 12, 2018
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Destroy

1.V. To perform intercourse on a womans vagina until it is no longer recognizable to the human eye.

2.V. To leave a womans vagina in ruins.
1. "Shit man (girls name) is so hot, i would destroy that in a second.
2. "Man I destroyed that pussy last night, it looked like the Roman Coliseum.
by Dwight K. Shrute December 29, 2007
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Destionation Imagination

Depite the somewhat lame title given to this program, its one of the coolest teams u can get onto.
Not all schools offer it... but it IS world wide. And is the only competion i know of that teaches children how to build 3 ft tall building w/ kitchenware and feel confident - when wearing pink bunny tutus with little ballet shoes while skipping about and singing offkey with a geman accent... YES ITS ABOUT CREATIVITY.

Once u r a member of the 7person team,
basically what u do is stay after school a LOT (sometimes everyday until 6 when getting close to regionals):

practice instant challenges (tasks u and ur team members have to complete, usually with a 1-5 min. planning period and 1-5 min performing period. tasks often involve creating commercials, not talking, building structeres out of straws, mailinglabels, toothpicks and what not and the like)

work on ur central challenge (there are 4 u can pick from, all containing building and performing aspects. u and ur team have to solve the challenge w/in an 8 minute skit. there are usually a LOT of requirements. butits fun. plus, costumes and set pieces are made for this.

THEN, u and ur team go to the regional competition and show ur stuff to a panel of judges. And so does every other team in the area. And every1 is uber nice 2 eachother so u don't get points deducted for unsportsmanshipness.
THEN, the 2 winners fore each challenge, grade level go to STATEs.
THEN u rehearse for another month and perform at statelevel.
THEN 2 teams for each challenge, grade level get to go to globals, in nashville tennessee (u get out of school 4 it!)
everyone else goes home sobbing.

And throughout the whole process, several things occur:
1. u learn more about the 6 other people on ur team than is healthy.
2.u eat. a lot. and pretty much only stuff with high levels of sugar and caffine.
3. u laugh in 2 hours more than the average adult does in a day.
4.u feel very loved... b/c u r!

Warning, though. As a general rule, guys (and gals) who do DI are usually considered kinda ... weird, outthere by their more ... ignorant peers. like we care.
Preppy Idiot (not that all preps are bad): Why are u staying after school again?
Person who does DI: eh... Destionation Imagination.
P.I.:which is what?
P.W.D.D.: a creative problem solving thing...
P.I.: ?

Guy 1: hey, y r u tap danicng in that stupid outfit? r u gay?
Guy 2: ... no, its for Destionation Imagionation
Guy 1:ur gay
Guy 2's Friends: (w/ threating looking power tools)NO HE ISN'T SO LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU IGNORANT COW. GO EAT A FRIED VEGETABLE
by Princess_of_Nothing November 30, 2006
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weapons of mass destruction

A weapons system only allowed for US,Russia,France, UK, China and Israel. Other countries with ambitions of owning such systems will be Bush-wacked at billions and billions dollars of cost to the unemployed American taxpayer.
by Anonymous November 2, 2003
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grognak the destroyer attorney at law

grognak the destroyer is a character created by youtuber call me kevin
he is the only one and true dear communist leader,he is known to like busses,he is also an attorney who represents both sides of a case

kevin said: "Yeah, the name 'Grognak' like came from a meme thing that I saw online and actually got the name wrong on when I was remembering it and I guess I remembered it from this game cause people pointed out afterwards"

Grognak The Destroyer has been diagnosed with Amnosia, which is like Amnesia, just that it's not medically recognized.

Grognak is in the band Jim and the Jimettes which was formed by Jim Pickens.

he was also a part of the 15th street gang which was formed by jim pickens to distribute cocaine.

Originally an East-Asian-looking male, Grognak looked for people who might tolerate it for longer than a few minutes. it was recruited by a clown to star in a commercial for Safe Vision but failed to make a good impression due to it's bad acting . it got involved in shady operations which ultimately resulted in Grognak being shot by a girl called Jupiter. Despite the localized nature of the injury, it's Amnosia made the doctors at the Pillbox Hill Center to perform reconstructive surgery, turning it into the bald creature it is today.

grognak has no confirmed gender and even it self doesn't know

grognak is possibly jim picken's one and only fear as grognak had pranked jim many times when jim was a teenager
random person:have you heard about our dear communist leader grognak?he is an attorney he can help with your case

random kid:one day i wanna be like grognak the destroyer attorney at law ,in fact i'm gonna go shave my head to look like grognak a bit more
by captain jack sparrow345 October 3, 2019
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