Skip to main content

Montovano Curse

Great men who can’t finish after an evening of lots of grog and die young
“Hey man aren’t you worried he might get that girl pregnant?”
“Nah, hes got the montovano curse”
by Marold Sapuski January 11, 2022
mugGet the Montovano Cursemug.

Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.
Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022
mugGet the Valentines Day cursemug.

The Ayden Curse

The Ayden Curse is a curse that if Ayden dates someone they go depressed or suicidal
AYDEN GAVE THAT GIRL THE AYDEN CURSE
by TYSGYHGS December 4, 2024
mugGet the The Ayden Cursemug.

First assessment curse

Refers to performing poorly or not according to your expectations in the very first academic assessment of the year
I got my academic results and I fell victim to the first assessment curse
by SirePapi April 6, 2021
mugGet the First assessment cursemug.

The WillyGoat Curse

The dark cloud of doom that plagues one’s favorite sports team for years and decades that can only be undone by a fan, bandwagon fan, or faithful fan by a sports sacrifice to that particular teams sports god for a championship.
“Dude, you’re not fooling anyone, we all know you’re gay, so admit it already as sacrifice so the 49ers can win a Super Bowl finally!, because The WillyGoat Curse is taking out our 49ers best players every game!”
by The Bonk December 2, 2024
mugGet the The WillyGoat Cursemug.

The Dua Lipa Curse

The over-prevalency of slap basslines in pop culture, including music for advertisements, and songs. This is Dua Lipa's fault because slap basslines were never so popular in modern culture until "Don't Start Now" and "Levitating" happened, and now it's everywhere. You can't escape it.
Person 1: "Ahhh! This is the 3rd commercial in a row with a slap bassline. I used to like them, but it's just too much!
Person 2: "It's the Dua Lipa Curse..."
by iclpmotspmots July 21, 2022
mugGet the The Dua Lipa Cursemug.

Cover Cursing

Using terms that are meant to replace curse words.
I beat that motha-hussla at his own game!

Cover cursing is safer to use.
by The Kay Rock Touch May 16, 2017
mugGet the Cover Cursingmug.

Share this definition