by Mr G January 26, 2005
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an adjective used to describe a cyclist with a lack of knowledge and talent in the sport. These 'chummers' are usually persons trying to play with the big boys from lower ranks known as 'triathletes' or 'commuters'. Chummers are susceptible to: being ineptly slow, having less knowledge about the sport than Kerry Katona knows about parenting and owning a head as big as the hole Lance Armstrong left the sport in.
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A type of person who is a proper loner, sad twat, armed with pointless questions to gain attention and/or to gain friendship, only to piss off and weird out the person(s) they are engaing in conversation with.
Basically a step up from a sex offender and a step down from a train spotter, anorak the lot
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A type of person who is a proper loner, sad twat, armed with pointless questions to gain attention and/or to gain friendship, only to piss off and weird out the person(s) they are engaing in conversation with.
Basically a step up from a sex offender and a step down from a train spotter, anorak the lot
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Guy gets out of his car, with a folder full of the cars history and every little bit of work done to the vehicle....with receipts.
Office worker Brian spots this and says to co-worker Antony "look at this chummer"
Office worker Brian spots this and says to co-worker Antony "look at this chummer"
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by slaintedan July 12, 2011
Get the Cloud Commerce mug.A portmanteau describing a blowjob administered with the gentle and judicious use of teeth, to the mutual gratification of both parties. From 'chewy' and 'hummer'. Distinct from 'bummer', (biting hummer) in that the chummer is performed principally with the back teeth, as opposed to the incisors.
I wouldn't have thought that having a woman chew on my penis would be something I would want to repeat, but it turns out I really want another chummer from that girl.
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