anus cracker

A term used to describe a person who acts like an ignorant fool.

Picture someone who is so low, he or she is not even worthy to eat a cracker topped with your droppings.

"Yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla and popped out fo' quatas!"

"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."

by Liz P March 12, 2007

cracker head

Trucker term for a idiot on the cb radio

shut up cracker head

by Dayripper September 5, 2004

Cracker Barrel

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.

Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.

by VooDooXII May 28, 2008

Jew crackers

Matsah. Unleavend bread. Eaten at Passover.

I love to eat Jew crackers with butter!

by Shlomoh Matsah March 4, 2009

cracker mansion

Typically a new-construction home, usually located on the outskirts of suburban sprawl. The occupants used to be rednecks, but they now have better paychecks. Their old house featured a car up on cinder blocks and a small garden inside a truck tire laid flat. The new house, probably ranch style, features a powerboat and two ATVs with a burbling concrete fountain with a little boy peeing out front. The front door will have an oval frosted pane window with a faux-bronze inlay and the interior décor will focus on the large screen TV. There will be at least twenty identical cracker mansions nearby. Note: the neo-colonial-style version of this home costs substantially more and may involve soaring foyers, brick facades in front of the house and Styrofoam (EIFS) on the side and back of the house. If invited to an up-scale cracker mansion, be sure to bring blush wine.

Five years ago, this was a corn field, but now it's filled with cracker mansions.

by Alaric Meade August 30, 2005

Christ on a Cracker

Variation of Jesus Christ on a Cracker. An English idiom that represents surprise.

Brigitte finally did something right? Well Christ on a Cracker!

by Brigitte Polcyn October 4, 2008

Cracker land

Cracker land can be used to describe a place where crackers find entertainment such as the following:

Hometown buffet

Michael’s
Lawn section at Home Depot

Local KKK meeting

Starbucks
Vegan food chains

And on rare occasions the cheap theater

Hey do you know where Jackson went?
Oh he went over to his own cracker land.

by Binny benis May 16, 2020