anus cracker

A term used to describe a person who acts like an ignorant fool.

Picture someone who is so low, he or she is not even worthy to eat a cracker topped with your droppings.
"Yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla and popped out fo' quatas!"

"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."
by Liz P March 11, 2007
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cracker head

Trucker term for a idiot on the cb radio
shut up cracker head
by Dayripper September 06, 2004
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Cracker Barrel

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.
Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.
by VooDooXII May 28, 2008
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Jew crackers

Matsah. Unleavend bread. Eaten at Passover.
I love to eat Jew crackers with butter!
by Shlomoh Matsah March 04, 2009
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cracker mansion

Typically a new-construction home, usually located on the outskirts of suburban sprawl. The occupants used to be rednecks, but they now have better paychecks. Their old house featured a car up on cinder blocks and a small garden inside a truck tire laid flat. The new house, probably ranch style, features a powerboat and two ATVs with a burbling concrete fountain with a little boy peeing out front. The front door will have an oval frosted pane window with a faux-bronze inlay and the interior décor will focus on the large screen TV. There will be at least twenty identical cracker mansions nearby. Note: the neo-colonial-style version of this home costs substantially more and may involve soaring foyers, brick facades in front of the house and Styrofoam (EIFS) on the side and back of the house. If invited to an up-scale cracker mansion, be sure to bring blush wine.
Five years ago, this was a corn field, but now it's filled with cracker mansions.
by Alaric Meade August 05, 2005
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Christ on a Cracker

Variation of Jesus Christ on a Cracker. An English idiom that represents surprise.
Brigitte finally did something right? Well Christ on a Cracker!
by Brigitte Polcyn August 09, 2008
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Cracker Crip

A confused hybrid of white trash turned inner city gang member. This is the type of person that executes a drive by shooting from a jacked-up pickup truck with a confederate flag on the tailgate while blasting rap music.
I had to pick buckshot out of my mailbox this morning because of those Cracker Crips living in the trailer on Lot 6.
by Donnie Baker’s Cousin April 12, 2019
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