chocolate coma

To coma out on chocalate,to eat chocolate with out remembering eating it, to OD on chocolate, just plain fat twatness!

Suss guy1 : "man i ate so much chocolate last night i went into a chocolate coma!"

suss guy2: "arrrrrr ya fat twat!" (in english accent, like off 'Fat Men Cunt Hunt')

suss guy1 : "it was a good time! Buuuuuu' i cant remember a f*$ken' thing!"

suss guy2 : "good times, too good".......suss eyes......

by P-risk April 30, 2008

comatose

a strain of marijuana that is extremely potent and strong. Said to send users into a coma.

man we smoked a blunt of that comatose and i just passed the fuck out yadadamean

by nigguhfingaz January 10, 2007

coma

a state of conciousness when one has sex and "doesnt remember" one who reaches this state would be known as a whore or worthless tool

dude i totally got your girl in a coma last night, you should have been there, we ripped her apart

by why7ate9 October 12, 2009

Comfy Wumfy

Comfy Wumfies tend to be consistently cheerful people who insist--nay, demand--that the world be a 'nice place'. They enforce this belief by wearing T-shirts with kittens, or large, chunky, homemade sweaters. They believe in 'the environment', but can't be bothered to recycle. They eschew any movie/book/musical offering that they see as 'nasty'. They tend to move and mate in groups, forever having 'get togethers' where they can talk in a sort of sing song babytalk about how their boss is 'such a poo'. They praise Mac Computers, but only because their fellow granola eaters told them to. Sex with a Cumfy Wumfy is not advised, unless one likes rainbows, unicorns, or bad poetry.

Teachers, herbal store employees, burnt out Grateful Dead fans, anyone who looks back on the Sixties as 'paradise, man.'

by Ultraboy June 12, 2005

comance

An intimate relationship between 2 couples. Including platonic and physical components; usually including traveling together, and relating as platonic friends in "real world" settings, as well as relating sexually in behind-the-scenes settings. Characterized by a strong emotional connection between the couples, that may continue over a long period of time (ie. a collective affair)

"They met at one of those Swinger's resorts, but then they visited each other's homes, and started going on vacations together, and now it's like they're going steady or something. I'm pretty sure they are in a serious comance."

by mjmu812 December 27, 2011

Comey'd

When someone brings up a subject that was a problem they had with you in the past which you thought was settled, like Comey did with Hillary.

Me: Bro, can you believe she brought that up again after all these months?
Friend: Dude, she Comey'd you!

by Ned Hendershot May 9, 2017

HAM COMA!

A hypothetical, slightly facetious, explanation for what happens when a potential significant other, usually male, suddenly cuts off all ties of communication for no apparent reason.

Rachael: "Man! Louis was all lovey-dovey on Thursday, but he hasn't answered any of my texts all weekend! What's his deal, ya think?!"

Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!

by Flanarama-ding-dong January 10, 2009