Clive

A igloo shaped korean with no sense of humour or any sense of control over sucking the "COCK".

He loves men and is in a clan called "MAN-SEX".

Everyone hates him and doesnt want to stand next to him.

Clive O'Shea cant get any girls therefore he sucks the cock for a living causing he cant get any pussy.

Go home Clive O'Shea

Clive, sucks the COCK
Clive 4 Men
Clive O'Shea is Kassi.

by Ifitellyoumynameclivewillkillme November 14, 2004

conveniomatic

An item that, while perhaps convenient, is somewhat nonessential, even pointless. It is inspired by 1950s American-style advertising aimed at the 'house wife'.

'My new SuperVac400 with built in Soap Manufacturer sure is conveniomatic!'
'This Fisher & Paykel DishDrawer system is conveniomatic!'

by The Man of Many Words June 12, 2005

chivey

shortened version for 'HIV'.
used mainly by black South African people when referring to the virus.

"Yoh Sipho! i think Philimon got the chivey!"

by ApolloBlue September 17, 2007

Clive Language

A form of backslang and bastardised French with 'agreements' added on to the end of words spoken in the Midlands in the 1990s.

Omelette krow e ya it zeet, un bol a commissariat et un boite de chocolat sa y a y a y - is the Clive language for homework!

Other good examples:-
Mobile Phone-Angeruf de mobiley bonjour
Toffee Crisp-Eefot it spirc but prom
Videoworld-Dlrow d'o'div it deet

by mids99 December 17, 2009

Convenience Giver

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.

Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.

by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011

convenience cooler

When you're too damn lazy to get to the fridge to get bevs, so you have a cooler handy that shortens the distance. Until you need to refill that is.

"Oh man I'm too hammered for my own good. But my throat is so parched and the fridge is so far! Whatever shall I do?"

Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"

by Calamity_Cookie August 1, 2015

conveniently black

A light skinned or mixed African-American who tries to pass for a colored race or ethnicity other than black. He spends most of his time with white people because he thinks it will allow him to advance professionally. The only time that he will spend around African-Americans is when he is trying to prove to white people he can be down and fly.

Lavon has always been conveniently black. He never hangs with us unless his white friends are around to see him. If we weren't football players, he wouldn't even acknowledge our existence. fake, high yellow, black on demand, uncle tom, brown paper bag, sell out, wanna-be

by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016