Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
by McFetus February 21, 2015
Get the Coconut Surprisemug. Something that is overly-complicated and overly theorised, but is actually simple.
Not to be confused with the Mario kart thingy
Not to be confused with the Mario kart thingy
by Guibif September 20, 2021
Get the Coconut Mallmug. by lexkoury_ July 21, 2019
Get the coconutmug. by Potato Lord November 21, 2021
Get the coconutmug. When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.
Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...
Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?
Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets
Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl
Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?
Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets
Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl
by Cotch killer February 26, 2023
Get the Coconut Shymug. 
