Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.

Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!

by McFetus February 21, 2015

coconut

your mom

a coconut is your mom

by poopsterer August 19, 2022

Coconut Mall

Something that is overly-complicated and overly theorised, but is actually simple.
Not to be confused with the Mario kart thingy

This shit is not hard at all like they said. This is a coconut mall.

by Guibif September 20, 2021

coconut

a hairy milk carton that grows on a tree.

coconuts are nice

by oslimyo July 5, 2021

coconut

a girl spells out the letters when riding a guy

Last night I made Hunter go crazy by using the coconut technique

by lexkoury_ July 21, 2019

coconut

Da coconut nut is not a nut, and if you eat too much you get very fat

person 1: coconut is da koko fruit from da kokopalm family

by Potato Lord November 21, 2021

Coconut Shy

When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.

Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...

Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?

Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets

Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl

by Cotch killer February 26, 2023