Christopher 

Skinny penis.

Yo’ dog, did you see his Christopher?
It was so short!

Christopher by Mutherfuckir November 16, 2017

Christopher 

the most chat person i have met fucking has no lips the skinny lanky cunt he likes ass hole rubs because hes a gay cunt. he actually has a massive dick makes up for his shitty personality. Anyways christophers tend to date the nicest, calmest and potentially the cutest girl. despite a christopher's ugly personality and lame jokes, its amazing how they seem to attract the most delightful girl.

"Wow! Look at Christopher's girlfriend"

Christopher by ure girlfrind May 16, 2018

Christopher 

A guy who can be an ass hole at moments. Can be the love of your life or your worst enemy. He can make you smile or make you want to punch him in the face. He's very cute and hot to some people but others find him very unattractive. He can be very sensitive on the inside if you know him really well and he gives you a chance to let you know him that way and other will be suprised when you say that he cries or has any emotions other than goofing around or always being sarcastic and happy. Very few are lucky to get a Christopher and if you do love him and never let him go.

Sofia: I was with Christopher last night and he totally changed my life.

Tori: I bet, he knows how to treat a girl.

Christopher by Strawberry vodka June 12, 2019

Christihomoality 

When the religion of Christianity is corrupted by homosexuals (see faggots, lesbians, gay) who claim to be Christians and practice it openly. The Bible clearly states that homosexuality is wrong, and that it is an abomination before God. Therefore, what the homos are doing defeats the entire purpose.

The Catholic Church actually decided to bring in a gay priest, thus bringing Christihomoality into leadership positions.

Christihomoality by Proud Native American December 9, 2004

Christopher Borja 

The antagonist of all antagonists. Christopher Borja will manipulate the words around him and make a situation worse just because it's funny.

Your such a Christopher Borja!

Christopher Borja by Maderu September 24, 2011

Cristopher

He is the mustiest dude ever, he walks around with his bird nest . Everybody runs with fear as he attacks them with rocks. He laughs for the most random things , that leaves u with confusion . He will laugh at u if u cry , Cristopher is mean

Cristopher likes 2D men and simps for them

Cristopher by Wolfie3207 November 22, 2021

Christmahanaquansica

A compleat holiday, with Christmas, hannaka, and quansa. The ica is just for Flare. It was used on a cell phone commercial in 2005 and 2006.

Oh well marry Christmahanaquansica to you to!!

Christmahanaquansica by Frannie Wegner November 29, 2007