Champaign Breakfast

When you jizz all over someone's cereal or toast

Hey honey, I've made you a Champaign breakfast, it's highly nutritious.

by tinkinkski May 11, 2007

Champagne Blowjob

When you make a guy or girl drink champagne (or any cold alcohol) so fast, they get drunk and start sucking your dick so soon that they're mouth and tongue are still cold.

Chris - "Hey FiLL! I got Tila drunk so fast she gave me a Champagne Blowjob! It felt like the tip of my dick was gonna get frost bite!"

FiLL - "Fo rizzle??!"

Chris - "Yeah"

by NoX-oF-ThE-FaLL August 13, 2007

chompf

1. the noise made by biting someone's tongue other than your own

2. a word used in reference to making out, specifically that which includes the use of tongues

where did you two disappear to? chompf? *wink*

by emmehrocketzoom March 11, 2009

Champagne

How this sparkling, dry, white table wine from the region of Champagne in France should be pronounced.

Champagne said like "Sham-pag-nay"

by Partyhoe May 19, 2017

Chomplimentary

When you compliment someone when you really give them the chop.

I've been chomplimentary to this guy when really I'm gagging on the inside. Chomplimentary

by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020

Champaign

a town in east central illinois better known as Bubble City. home to the university of illinois. twin city to urbana. sometimes known as Prince Urbana II.

bounded by farmland with lots of cows, corn, and soybeans. inside champaign, there is the mall and all the stores part, some houses, and some parks. don't forget the part with the weinerschnitzel either, or the steak and shakes which were invented in champaign.

reo speedwagon is from Champaign, but so is the band called "Champaign" also bonnie blair that ice skater.

"I finally figured out why they call it Bubble City!"
".... are you serious?"

"No sex in the Champaign room"

"I'm from Champaign"
"what??"
"no not like the drink"

by djscurvy22 February 4, 2010

chineese chode chomper

a chineese person who chomps on chodes

The guy that works at Tim Hortons is a Chineese Chode Chomper!!!

by The BuzOb's February 27, 2005