Cardology
noun
The sacred, semi-scientific study of cardboard — especially its behavior when subjected to water, fire, pressure, motion, and time.
The practice of transforming discarded cardboard into functional, sculptural, or philosophical artifacts through wet forming, wheatpasting, charring (Yakisugi-style), spinning, crushing, and ritual abuse.
A fake academic discipline invented by people who refuse to throw boxes away.
noun
The sacred, semi-scientific study of cardboard — especially its behavior when subjected to water, fire, pressure, motion, and time.
The practice of transforming discarded cardboard into functional, sculptural, or philosophical artifacts through wet forming, wheatpasting, charring (Yakisugi-style), spinning, crushing, and ritual abuse.
A fake academic discipline invented by people who refuse to throw boxes away.
I can’t come out tonight, I’m doing cardology — I have to wet-form an inverse dome and fire-spin a triangle into a top."
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A practitioner of cardology; someone who studies, manipulates, or communes with cardboard instead of getting a normal hobby.
Example:
"He’s not unemployed, he’s a freelance cardologist working on kinetic thermal ablation."
noun
A practitioner of cardology; someone who studies, manipulates, or communes with cardboard instead of getting a normal hobby.
Example:
"He’s not unemployed, he’s a freelance cardologist working on kinetic thermal ablation."
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A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
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Get the credit cardio mug.Used during a devil's threeway, to prevent the male's genitalia from touching during double penetration, dp. This can be cardboard, linoleum, magazines, or even a newspaper.
Bro 1: Man we should totally dp that skank
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*
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