Poop Claw

The hand you use to wipe your butt, esp. for non-hand washers.

He came out of the bathroom and tried to give me a hug, and I said 'Don't touch me with that filthy Poop Claw!'

by Cubswin60611 November 29, 2010

clawice

one who kee-kees

"kee kee", said Clawice

by Sam December 25, 2003

clawd

A strong man who is adored by everyone. He is usually a football player. When he is not playing football, he'll be studying or socializing. He is smart and athletic and the star player. He is thought of as a player, only because all the girls have a crush on him. He is usually popular and has many friends. Clawds are amazing people and if you ever meet a Clawd, you sure are lucky to have him in your world!

"Look, it's Clawd!"

"Did you see that touchdown he made yesterday?"

"How could I not? He's so hot!"
"I wish I was lucky enough to be dating him."

by Goodfairyperson October 3, 2017

bear claw

n. The shocker as performed by a stinky man wearing a skully cap and having dong chops.

Man, that was rough - right after he blew Guinness farts on that chick, causing her to grow dizzy, he gave her a handful of a bearclaw.

by Justice April 22, 2005

Clazzy

Scat as kids that think they're classy.

Look at that 16 year old clazzy faggot.
Swag is not class, you clazzy fuck.

by SOHCmyDOHC July 25, 2013

claw clip

the clip that madison beer always uses on her hair
also the big clip your mom or grandma might use

omg how does Maddie put the claw clip on so perfectly

by makin me nervous May 27, 2020

Turtle Claw man

a shelled man with a claw named Zac Neil Smith that lives in yukon oklahoma who drives a 72 buick shell with a 400 big claw

Zac Smith is amoung the few turtle claw man living today

by A&G1234 July 10, 2009