beater

(noun) a paddler who is terrible at paddling, usually in a kayak, canoe, or raft, and usually swimming in every rapid

beatering (verb)
the action of being a beater

Look at that beater beatering in that class II hole, he must be feeling the wrath of Jah.

by Magikarpie April 27, 2015

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

beat the meat

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

beat hag

1.the dyslecsic way of saying heat bag
2.and old beat up prostitute

1.that guy in that 300zx is a beat hag
2did u see that beat hag on 5th ave? she was like 50

by verhaeghe_69 November 8, 2008

beatin the brakes

action phrase used in conjunction with an item such as "beatin' the brakes off that bitch" used to describe an extensive one-sided match or some other action of an aggressive nature

Ryan: "Man you ain't neva in yo life beat down a muthaphucka."

Dave: "As a matter of fact, last night I told this punk he betta get his Nikes cause I'm fast as lightning and I was fin to be beatin the brakes off that bitch."

by Alex McKeagan March 4, 2008

beat up on

To criticise or generally make derogatory remarks about the subject.

Man, I can't stand it when people beat up on Microsoft for no frickin' reason whatsoever.

by theFunction March 11, 2008

Beat cry

Basically it's when you're crying about an ex girlfriend or something while you're masturbating or crying about the fact that you're masturbating, often using one's own tears as lube

Man, Andrew was so upset last night, he was beat crying until 2 a.m.

by Robot Cricket October 11, 2008